jakemorph:

video game characters have literally never looked cooler than this

wiihtigo:

im sure this has been redrawn a million times but i had to

karmelarts:

pissvortex:

twitter is going to be shut down. half of reddit is locked or completely unmoderated. the entire first page of google search results are ads. tumblr does not and will never have a functioning search system and their content moderation is 100% automated. youtube only shares ad revenue with people who make snuff films for Youtube Kids. facebook is selling your grandma’s social security number under the table for like $5. web 2.0 is completely dead right

neorattz:

one of the founders of neopets, Adam Powell, got banned from the r/neopets discord server yesterday… because he behaved like a fool, got angry that people weren’t clapping him on the back about his interest in cryptocurrency,and insulted everyone about it. And he posted a picture of himself giving the middle finger as proof that he is the real Adam Powell. So fucking funny

spitblaze:

imwiremother:

larkstonguesinaspicpart1:

People have been wondering what has to come next after the wizardblogging and clownblogging and whatever and my pitch is medieval monks. Like we can all pretend to be tonsured.

sisyphusshrugged:

we all have that one homie who volunteers to take first watch that they might contemplate the heavens in solitude

woodmeat:

seven-oomen:

keyhollow:

prrb:

woodmeat:

prrb:

woodmeat:

ya wcw and her tweezers going to war with them ingrown hairs on her pussy rn

this post revoked my english fluency certificate

Favorite tumblr trope; geeks that reblog doofy gibberish all day recoiling at the sight of AAVE

now that you say its AAVE i can finally make sense of this ask

but like, im not a native english speaker. i just didnt understand words and thought this was one of those posts intentionally meant to be confusing. I didnt know it was AAVE either, now that i know what it is i can see how this may sound like something out of prejudice but it really wasnt the case, i didnt say that because i thought the grammar was wrong. Im not from the USA so USA specific cultural stuff flies over my head sometimes.

You can’t expect foreigners to know all your nuance an shit. Be nice, y’all

Dutch person here, can anyone explain what is going on here?

What is AAVE??

Nigger here, mind your goddamn business

midiport:

harry styles if he made good music

jamesroachmusic:

jamesroachmusic:

if homestucks so good how come nobody went super saiyan

dsmsix:

the rorschach test is stupid. they just show you a bunch of pictures of pussy and say you’re mentally ill. could’ve done that myself 🙄

prohaloplayer:

omegaverse:

cryptotheism:

omegaverse:

prohaloplayer:

omegaverse:

Dragons were probably real

they definitely were my great uncle saw them all the time

When my great grandpa’s coworker’s wife announced that she was pregnant her husband literally turned into a dragon and flew away forever

This happens a lot. They keep flying into power lines and dying.

They are just so stupid.

ny great uncle saw dragons all the time

despazito:

Dril tweeting edited pics of Elon with an uncensored micropenis it’s so joever for twitter

brightlotusmoon: